FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It's blow job season.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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