I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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