rhymes with "ouble enetration"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I believe in your delicious
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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