every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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