I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm way too hungover for life right now
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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