I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
