Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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