i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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