The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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