Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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