Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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