whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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