Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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