whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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