you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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