The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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