I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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