How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I want to fling myself into the sun
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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