She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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