he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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