I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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