I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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