Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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