No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
tell me about the fingering
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