White coat. Heels.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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