I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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