I should be sponsored by Trojan
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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