You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I will be naked everywhere
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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