Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
only you would photoshop your dick
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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