your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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