What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
There are leaves in my underwear?
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