just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I think people are normalizing furries
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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