could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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