In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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