it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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