I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We need to rekindle our bromance
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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