I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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