We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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