Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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