Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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