On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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