party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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