Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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