u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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