idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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