so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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