You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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