yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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