Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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