Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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